Try this, it may work.

When I was in India I recieved a lot of attention from everyone. Most of the white people who set foot in Vishakhapatnum are either Russian sailors or the token corporate lakey. Gurmeet, one of the nicest, sweetest people I met layed a pickup line on me I will never forget. This photo actually captures the moment. Here is what he is saying:

"You're dad must have been a terrorist because when he had you, he made a bomb!"

Seriously, he really said that....and I love him for it.